A Question for Cecil...Re: Uncle John

In My Humble Opinion
1

I was reading an edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader the other day, when I thought, I wonder if Cecil and Uncle John have a business relationship, are friends, swap interesting facts over a few pints, or are, in fact, bitter enemies.

Mr. Adams, sir, can you comment on Uncle John?

2

Half of the stuff in Uncle John’s books is utter crap that’s been disproved. I borrowed a couple from Gunslinger and couldn’t finish reading them.

3

What I want to know is…

Are you kind?

4

Well, that does seem appropriate.