Dr. Birx: Do you have a separate, huge, walk-in closet just for all the goddamn scarves you own?
She probably uses them as masks.
~VOW
At last, someone asks the important questions 
Seriously, though, I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen her wear the same scarf twice.
ETA: here they are…
I’m pretty sure that one was a bed sheet.
Jeez. She likes her danged scarves.
I’d like to go to her Scarf Tying Workshop.
I recall a Los Angeles street performance band of ragged fellows pounding bedpans and singing polka punk - the Oily Scarf Wino Band and yes, you’ll find online hits. Any mention of “scarf” reminds me of them.
With all the money she’s spent on scarves, she could have had her teeth fixed.
**Panache **, I thought the same thing. Bad teeth.
The teeth are why she should wear them as a mask!
~VOW
She is clearly very intelligent, and as is often the case, pays only a modicum of attention to fashion.
She grasps the concept of using neutral colors to add a splash of color to an unremarkable outfit, but her sense of color is very much lacking when it comes to choosing which color with which with outfit.
If she cared about it, I would suggest she find a spot of color in the scarf which matches exactly the color of her general outfit – and I mean matches exactly, not just this is blue so I’ll wear the blue one; it should be the exact same blue – that way, a designer with a good sense of color would recognize that all the colors in the scarf work well together.
Being smart, I suspect she has more important things on her mind.
I promised myself I would not stoop to mentioning this. It’s immature, mean and petty.
Plus, obviously she wears the scarves to hide her chicken neck.
Of course, since the guys have a standard suit where the only thing they can change is the tie, the woman gets called out for fashion choices. :dubious:
Truth be told, I was wondering about the daily scarves as well. I was thinking maybe she was hiding an old, unattractive injury or scar (or maybe a hickey!). I believe John McCain always wore a tie and his shirt high-up on his neck to hide the scars he got during Vietnam.
But I think now maybe the chicken neck comment may be on target.
Next thing you know, her voice will start sounding like starting your car on a winter morning. Watch Saturday Night Live Clip: Kate & Ali - NBC.com