OK, so am I the only one who hates it when I’m in a public restroom with several stalls and, despite the fact that mine is the only occupied stall, the next person to come in takes the stall right next to mine?
I mean, there are five other stalls to choose from, here!
I know it’s not always possible to avoid expelling waste right next to another person, but am I the only one who actually makes an effort to create a “buffer zone” of at least one stall when it is possible?
I suppose it’s possible that this person (who shall be known only as “Black Sandals”) has a favorite stall, and I unwittingly chose to use the one right next to it, but I still had to stifle an urge to kick old BS right in the ankle when she came and sat down in the stall next to mine.
Thanks for listening.
I think I could use some more coffee.