That’s one hell of a way to recognize Festivus.
If you haven’t already heard it, you should seriously consider finding and listening to “Merry Christmas from the Family,” by Robert Earl Keen. Great song.
Are you Richard Lederer? Otherwise shut the bouncing blue shitpile up, you tedious anal retentive killjoy prescriptivist.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
How’s 'at?
Yeesh, take a chill pill, already.
Eh, I find letting loose my anger on internet sticks-in-the-mud prevents me from going psychotic on an unfortunate call center employee or a rental car desk jobsworth.
To each their own, of course.
I find a good outlet for murderous psychotic rage is any of my son’s X-box games! Why, its been almost five years since I last…well, never mind. TMI.
Okay, now I understand. Carry on.
For the win:
I’d like to see some of these plus sized models you mentioned.