A Sad Movie were laughing is inappropriate

When I woke up during The Turning Point I laughed because I couldn’t believe the movie was still going on. Icy stares were my reward.

That is not a sad movie. And crying is only allowed during one scene.

The Color Purple has some funny moments but is otherwise not a very laughy movie.

Unless you, like I, saw it in a theater whose front row was occupied by a blind man and his seeing-eye dog. And the man periodically leaned over and put his head next to the dog’s head. And you come the conclusion, as I did, that the dog was telling him what was happening.

Then it’s hilarious!

There’s a gag in The Naked Gun where Frank Drebin and his girlfriend are walking out of a movie theater laughing. The camera then pans up to the marquee of the theater…Platoon.

Now I’m hungry for a hot dog.

Sophie’s Choice

Monster’s Ball

The Killing Fields

Real knee-slappers, these three.

Hey ,wait a minute. There’s no crying in baseball!

To mix a little bit of blasphemy in with your inappropriateness, you could always use The Passion of the Christ.

(Though I understand it already has been made humorous by someone singing “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” during the crucifixion.)