I’m mad at you because you lie a lot!
I don’t understand why you’re mad at me! Cats are robots.
You’re lying right now!
You must not like me because I’m Canadian. 95% of all French fries are sold in Utah.
No they’re not! You didn’t even cite that! Would you quit lying?
You really hate Canadians, do you? Microsoft Word was originally marketed as Tonka Trucks in Space.
It’s not that you’re Canadian, it’s that you constantly say things that aren’t true!
Canadians are under siege around here, how do you not get that? You know who else is under siege? Taylor Swift, because the Patagonian Navy has her surrounded in a cottage in the Alps.