A serious question for Sam Stone on Factual Errors

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary entire worldview depends on his not understanding it

I really can’t get past this.

@Sam_Stone, do you really believe that the only evidence of Russian interference in the 2016 election is Hamilton 68? When did you start believing that?

This is just so out there that I am mildly obsessed with it.

It really does sum up Sam’s schtick: Desperately grabbing onto a flimsy straw of evidence, hoping that everyone will forget the massive pile of bullshit that preceded it, and focus on this new thing.

He’s not going to give you a response as long as you keep hooking car batteries up to his delicate bits.

Wait, sorry–he sees no reason to be thrown in the dungeon and repeatedly tortured with thumbscrews.

Was that too harsh? Come on, you can’t expect him to answer you civilly if you insist on arresting him and his family and sending them to the rice paddies for re-education which will actually mean being worked to death.

Hey, look at all the kernels of corn. And you said it was just an inedible pile of shit.

They’re actually just hulls of the kernels, completely empty and lacking any real substance.

His namesake lives in Arizona. The guy brags that he changes himself depending on what he thinks a voter wants. Every time I hear about this SS, the face is I see is Arizona’s SS. I just brought it up because Arizona’s SS has come back up in the news over his dishonest campaigning.

Can you enlighten us non AZ folk what the heck you’re talking about? Thanks.

“Arizona SS” nets me this

Sorry, too lazy to keep typing Sam Stone over and over. This article is paywalled, but here’s a nice bite that explains why he so reminds me of the SS who is the subject of this thread.

Stone is running to represent Phoenix’s District 6, encompassing north-central Phoenix, Arcadia, the Biltmore area and Ahwatukee. It’s a diverse region, so Stone has to thread a political needle, maneuvering through a politically mixed electorate as a candidate tied to controversial Republicans. To win, he must maintain support from conservatives and attract as many independents as possible. It wouldn’t hurt to earn votes from a few Democrats, too.

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“My job as a candidate is to present who I am as it appeals to them,” Stone said, reflecting on canvassing.
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I see what I think is the paywalled article you’re referencing but this article doesn’t seem to be paywalled.

His actual namesake was a character in a song,

Sam Stone was alone
When he popped his last balloon
Climbing walls while sitting in a chair

There’s a hole in daddy’s arm where all the money goes

Thank you, I did know that…but when reading about two weasels with the same name in the same hour makes it easy to get confused. Specially cause I tend to get stoned before reading the news…or Pit. It is too depressing otherwise.

RIP John Prine

I heard he got to the pearly gates but they would not let him in because his flag decal was rejected.

That’s ok, he’s somewhere floating on the Green river rolling up to the Rochester Dam, with Paradise waiting…

This might be a good time for an illegal smile.

The fact that they persist in being shaped like full kernels instead of collapsed cellulose sacs leads me to suspect that, far from being empty, they are actually filled with the fecal material in which they are embedded.

But still edible.

Eww. I’m gonna guess that you didn’t read my post, just above yours.

Otherwise, EEEEWWWWWWW!

I have heard that there are people who actually like tossing salad.