But you have to establish that something happened.
Imagine the FBI showing up at your house or work to investigate you. You’d be okay with that?
This is an imperfect analogy, but imagine standing before a judge requesting a warrant to assist in an investigation.
Attorney: “Your honor, we need a warrant to search Stratocaster’s premises.”
Judge: “What are you searching for?”
A: “We don’t know.”
J: “What triggered your suspicion?”
A: “He was talking to some guy and they may have been up to something.”
J: “What crime was committed or do you suspect was committed?”
A: “We’re not sure. Something bad though. Probably.”
J: “Get out of my court.”
The House is commencing an inquiry into high crimes and misdemeanors with roughly the same foundation.
A: “Fox News says he’s the head of the Stratocaster Crime Family.”
J: “Get out of my court.”
Judge Fender is showing their obvious bias. Judge Gibson woulda thrown the book at the Stratocaster Crime Family.
Honestly, guys. This doesn’t seem like something to fret about.
That made me laugh more than it problem should have. Nicely done! 
Struck a chord with me too.
I feel like everybody’s just stringing me along.
Meanwhile it’s getting me amped
Judge Telecaster will likely hear any appeals, so it’s in the bag.
The puns in this thread that I guitar pretty funny.
Don’t stick your neck out. Someone might try to pick a fight.
They certainly strike a chord with me.
Did you all know that The Thing plays guitar?
“It’s hammer-on time!”
These puns are sending me to Halen back…
The title of this thread no longer seems apickable.
It’s Washington DC. You’ve got a buffet of murders you could baselessly charge someone with. I’ve heard Biden’s got beef with the 14th and Girard kids.
You know what they say about guitar puns:
Les Paul is More.
The singlecut is the deepest
You just had to put the whammy on this thread, didn’t you?
After all, it’s Sam_Stone; he does everything bass-ackwards anyway.
This thread is really starting to strum my heartstrings.