A shit load of food, literally.

I’ve recently invited a couple of workmates to share the accommodation and expenses in my house, and for the most part it has worked out wonderfully.

But Richard sometimes gets the urge to cook up a storm of food…great, I’m always up for a feed when I get home from work etc, etc.

Unfortunately, when he serves the munger onto the plate, the quantity he downloads looks like Mr Creosote took a humungous shit onto the porcelain, and it is THE most unappetising sight to behold.

Fuck, I’m hungry, but I can’t bear to start chowing down on a plate full of shit.

But does it smell and taste good? If so, close your eyes and tuck in. :wink:

Maybe if you called it something other than munger, and thought of the plates as something other than porcelain? Start thinking of it as a stoo (just not a wild stuff one).