A little boy asked his parish priest, “What is it like in Heaven?”
The priest answered, “It’s a wonderful place, where all the chefs are French, all the waiters are Italian, all the policemen are English, and all the engineers are German.”
Then the boy asked, “And what is it like in Hell?”
The priest shuddered and said, “It’s just like Heven… only all the chefs are English, all the waiters are French, all the policemen are German, and all the engineers are Italian.”