So there’s this tampon commercial that shows the Cute Young Thing and her man in the boat. The boat springs a leak, and voila, CYT comes to the rescue.
Ok, so bus wife and I are having one of those silly, rambling conversations the other day and I laughingly said how at the end, the couple is lovey and I can’t help but hear this voice in the back of my head (he sounds like Gilbert Gottfried, if that helps you imagine it…) saying “oh yeah kiss her loser, because you ain’t getting much else from sweeite today!!”
BW told me I was full of it, because I shouldn’t assume that just because CYT was packing, meant she was in need - as it were. I thought that was silly, because why carry them otherwise. I get the long story about “oh you never really know…” and the one I found incredible “well, maybe to help a friend who might be unprepared”
Aside from the obvious - “there’s more than one way to skin a cat” responses -am I right? Or is she, and you-all really do just have the little guys at the ready for whatever, whoever might need them?
I’m guessing that her being a chick for more of her life than I have, she knows whereof she speaks here, in fact she offered to produce proof for me right there while I was driving up 290 to Ikea an offer I refused rather stridently, but I insist on numerical proof, so here I am.