Sorry, I hope I’m not violating any board policies by using this post as a clipboard for my letter of intruduction. I am in the enviable position of having a document on a computer from which I can neither e-mail, print, nor save. I beg you to bear with me:
[spoiler]Kaylasdad99
Address
Anaheim, CA 92801
To whom it may concern:
The purpose of this letter is to introduce myself to you as a prospective employee. Ahem:
“Whom it may concern, kaylasdad99, kaylasdad, Whom.”
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s get to the meat of the matter. I am currently seeking employment as a pharmacy technician. I have recently (June 12, 2003) successfully completed training with the North Orange County Regional Occupational Program (and because that is such a tedious handful to type, I will henceforth refer to it as NOCROP, should I refer to it again) in its Pharmacy Technician class. While in this class I earned certificates of competency in “Transcribing Physicians’ Orders,” “Prescription Filling,” and “Inpatient Cassette Filling” (incidentally, the reason I put them into quotation marks like that is because that’s how they are presented on the Record of Competency certificates I received for them; I don’t really know why the folks at NOCROP felt the need to do that, it’s not like we were just pretending to transcribe orders, fill prescriptions, and fill inpatient cassettes, while we were really just baking cookies; okay, the “pills” in the bottles were pinto beans, but the point is we were doing all the things we would have done in they had been real pills and capsules, checking name, strength, manufacturer as necessary, lot number and expiration date, typing the labels with the proper information and terminology – anyway, I just thought I’d clear that up). I have completed all of the requirements for registration with the State Board of Pharmacy, and my registration is pending at the time of this writing. I understand that you may feel that this circumstance makes it impossible at this time for you to consider me for any current openings as a Pharmacy Technician; however, I am quite willing to work under the title of Pharmacy Clerk until my registration process has been completed.
I’m very good at all of the things I studied in my Pharmacy Technician training, and in addition to the classroom work, I also spent five weekends in a quasi-internship position at (a pharmacy) in A CITY, under A_MAN (his address and telephone number will be made available upon request). I consider myself quite suited to this type of work, and would like nothing better than to make my living at it.
I do hope that I have piqued your interest, and that you will offer me a job. I promise to work very hard for you and to make you and your company a lot of money. You can reach me at (714) A_TELEPHONE_NUMBER, or e-mail me at AN_EMAIL_ADDRESS. I look forward to your offer of employment.
Very Truly Yours,
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I will retrieve this as soon as I possibly can, and I thank you for your understanding.