Your “job board”? The thing you make me register with, and maintain an active account with, in order to qualify for benefits? It is literally the most useless “job board” I have ever seen.
Job matches to my profile: 0. It has never been anything but 0.
“Near matches” are things like telephone sales and court reporting. You know, the stuff I’ve never done, have no training in, and really suck at. Never mind that I haven’t been at entry-level employment in oh… 6 years. If I’m generous. And did I mention I have no experience with sales? Much less court reporting?
Do you even have professional level job listings posted?
You’ll pardon me for being skeptical that you’re actually trying to help me beyond flinging a tiny bit of money at me.
Oh, and the security of the website sucks. If I say I can’t remember my password, the damn thing sends me an email, and then redirects me to a page with the password filled in.
…and as long as I’m here…
Dear UPS:
For the twenty-millionth time, a “delivery attempt” does not consist entirely of walking up to the front door and slapping on an infonotice. You have to actually ring the fucking doorbell so I, you know, know you’re there. I was home all morning, shit-head. Why did I never hear the doorbell? It works, believe me, my landlord just fixed it, and no one else seems to have this problem.
…and also…
Dear recruiter:
I like you because you’re the only agency who actually gets me work, even if it is only 3 hours a week if I’m lucky. I am, however, real tired of never, ever being considered for work that while entirely within my skillset, falls ever so slightly out of the pigeon-hole you’ve stuffed me into. Now you’re even sending out job postings for email marketing and not even calling me for it. Dude, if you can’t bother to call me even to stuff me in your freakin pigeon-hole, how can I expect to get anywhere near a job that might become full-time? This aside from the fact that by virtue of the fact that email design is very, very similar to web design, and I also have a book full of print design pieces, I am perfectly capable of designing things that aren’t emails, but every time I nudge you saying I’m interested in those too, you completely ignore me.
The job market is bad enough without having you guys sabotage me, too.
rrrrRRRRRRAAAGGGHHHH!#@#@!!#@!#@$
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