In a political argument yesterday, a woman began with “I’ve been saying this from the gecko . . .”
One DHS official to CNN:
“The department needs a
law enforcement leader, not a sicko fan.”
This isn’t a human error, but the hilarious result of automatically generated captions. In an aviation video I was watching recently, the narrator made several references to a “check pilot” – a qualified senior pilot who evaluates the capabilities of other pilots. Each time, the caption read “Czech pilot”!
Yes, the Czech Republic has the best flight schools in the world – that’s where you want your supervising pilots to come from! 
Yesterday, our local weekly reported on the city commission meeting, during which an application for a ‘serial malt beverage’ license was approved.