A Toast! To Floyd Shuler: With Balls Big Enough to Sue for Drunken Escalator Accident

I don’t know if USA Today or the Naples Daily News in Fla even researches this stuff before it goes to print:

You might say:
It’s only $15K: Yeah. By my calculations, that’ll get him 40 cases of Absolut and his attorney 20 cases of Johhny Walker Red. If this action is either settled out of court or goes to trial, I wish them both a lifetime hangover.

Oh, it’ll be thrown out as frivilous: The fact it was thrown in in the first place makes me (and probably the majority of taxpayers in Ft Meyers) want to throw up.