This is so impossibly nit-picky that I will probably be laughed or drummed out of here. Although… Dopers CAN be picky, too… so we shall see.
I have observed a trend such that when person A asks person B a yes-or-no question, person B doesn’t answer yes or no, but instead something like: “He is!” or “He did!” or “I am!” (This seems to apply more often when the answer is yes than when it is no, but further research/data compilation is needed.) The places I mostly hear people conversing is on NPR and IRL. I don’t listen to talk tv or radio except NPR, so I don’t know if this goes on anywhere else but NPR and in my own life.
Examples:
Q: Are you going to Alaska on your vacation next year?
A: I am!
Q: Is your dog okay this morning?
A: She is!
Q: Do you like that car you just bought?
A: I do!
Q: Was the show good last night?
A: It was!
You get the idea. In each of these cases, a simple “yes” would have been lovely. I hear this a lot in interviews on NPR where the interviewer asks a question that screams to be answered with a straightforward yes or no, but the interviewee replies with a pretentious, pontifical, somber “It is!” (followed by other verbiage, but that’s okay).
My friend’s dog got hurt last night, so just now on the phone I asked her (example #2 above), “Is the dog okay this morning?” and she replied, “She is!” when the answer “yes” would have been so clean, crisp, clear, and minimalist.
Why does this annoy me? Does anyone care? THEY DO! This practice suggests euphemism, waffling, phony politeness, bogus humility, self deprecation, bad breath, dirty socks, and dandruff. And sometimes when I hear the answer phrased that way, I’m not sure if the answer IS yes or no. And sometimes I feel I have to ask (just to make sure), “Did you mean ‘yes’?’” because it sounds like they’re hiding something. I like a straight-out yes-or-no answer with no frills or pantaloons. Other sentences/explanations may follow. Okay. Got that off my chest. Thank you.