What do KFC and Darius the Great, king of Persia have in common? (for real) 
Neither one has wheels?
They both tried to change their names? 
I’m really drawing a blank on this one.
When he died, Darius was cremated in eleven herbs and spices!
Neither of them has ever been in my kitchen.
Haj
something along the lines of "met their end in Greece(grease). ?
Both started out as Colonels?
(yeah, I know Colonel Parker wasn’t really a Colonel)
And neither was Colonel Sanders. 