Valentine’s Day is already happening some places in Dope World. Heck, in other places, it may already be over.
Anyway, here’s a singing Valentine for all my Doper friends. Yes, it has a tune, but since I can’t put the tune in this thread, you’ll just have to make your own up.
<ahem> clearing throat <ahem>
OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
I’M SENDING MY NOSE TO ARIZONA-AAA!!!
I’M SENDING MY LIVER TO PERU-UUU!!!
I’M SENDING MY KIDNEY TO SIDNEY-YYY!!!
BUT, I’M SENDING MY HEART TO YOU-UUU!!!
Feel free to add your own special Valentine to all your Doper friends. Or not. Just quit throwing rotten vegetables and shoes at me will ya? Ouch! 
Forgive me, but it’s the first one that came to mind:
*I love you,
You love me,
We’re a happy fam-i-ly… *
[sub]I’m so, so sorry![/sub]
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The big purple dinosaur is in my head! MAKE IT GO AWAY! :eek:
Lobs a soggy head of lettuce at FCM Not that song… anything but that song!!! Noooooooooooo…
I was thinking about sending this to my SO (but thought better of it):
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
F–k this poem,
I love you.
What is wrong Valentines day?
People are happy, thats all I can say.
Man, I wish I was…one of them too,
So I could forward this message of love
right up to you…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn’t.