yeah, but what happens if they all bite an angel? That’s what I want to know.
The latter might be a furry’s wet dream, too. 
Then they all get a seraph infection.
And if anyone should know about such topics, it’d be BrainGlutton.
A priest, a minster, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender takes a long look at them and says, “What is this? A joke?”
I have a question about the original premise. If you’re bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie all at the same time, they must all be within arm’s reach (fangs’ reach?) of each other. Okay, (presumably) unamed you is the most vulnerable. But are these monsters unaware of each other? Well, maybe a zombie just attacks you at random because it doesn’t know any better, and a werewolf the same, but isn’t this situation dangerous or at least uncomfortable for a vampire? I guess my question is really why don’t these creatures attack each other? Or do they, which leads to a “Who wins?” question.
A lady walked into a bar, and she asked the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave her one.
Maybe it’s all an extremely kinky foursome.