A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.

I’m lovin’ it.

MM did V. The 911 operator may relay the message that I am armed properly, but, in the case involving my GFs house, the cops didn’t even fucking know about my weapon, after I had told the operator. The police who showed up were the ones that received the call about the tall white male carrying a weapon (handsomeharry, by name.) They said that they had not heard about any break-in. The cops who came about her break-in showed up 20 minutes later. They said that they had not heard anything about an armed man.
I can’t risk my life on the 911 operator receiving my message clearly and, then, relaying it clearly to the responding officers. They will hear “…X at X address; suspect…gun…” and they will be enroute. They will not hear “handsomeharry is the tall white man, 58, wearing X…” and bother to separate that in their minds. They will think/hear “…white…man…gun involved…” They will shoot the first gun wielding person they see. And, you know as well as I that the PD will not even have to pay my survivors for ‘wrongful death’ because I had a gun.

Home defense and a police shooting/self defense are not even comparable. Police have certain protocols in a stop that the homeowner defending himself doesn’t.

I’d call the cops.

This here is primo stuff!

1, Call the cops.
2. Call all my neighbors and tell them an insane man is coming with a gun to kill me and they need to either a. hide, or b. find a good sniper position.
c. retreat to a place where I’m unlikely to get caught in the cross fire.
d. carrying with me the necessary household chemicals to prepare a deadly gas + my emergency air tank left over from scuba
e. Wait.

I am a delicate and fragile flower, it’s unlikely that I’m going to be identified by the police as the shooter, still I prefer not to be in the house with guns in my hand.

My head was already ticking through tactical considerations and I didn’t read that fully. While IANAL I have a really hard time seeing a reasonable justification that I feared for my life when they were going away from me and in to the house.

To quote GLaDOS, it would be funny if it weren’t so sad.

I didn’t say I would be doing the button-pressing. My own panic alarm only goes to the Emergency Services, I’m not going to summon them into a firefight. But this is South Africa, you don’t get to walk down a suburban street, armed, without 3 different armed security companies and the police getting up in your business in 3 minutes flat (I’ve seen this in action more than once) and I live opposite a secured building with CCTV and (unarmed) guards patrolling.

I meant to indicate someone would be pressing that button, sorry if I gave the wrong impression. I mean, I would call the police, but the way I see it, I’m not ordering them to take lethal action, they have nonlethal means at their disposal.

I don’t know if it matters to the hypothetical, but doing so would get you a murder/attempted murder charge. Maybe manslaughter.

3 bean salad and broccoli works well in my experience.

Maybe I’m misinformed, but in most jurisdictions, if an armed stranger with murderous intent trespasses on my property and tries to enter my house, and I have a reasonable fear for my life, I can respond with deadly force. I don’t think most states require me to look him in the eye, or wait until he shoots first.

The plan will never work, if course, because bof the sacrifice-the-receptionist part. Only a suicidal receptionist will go along with it, and such a person won’t bother with the other elements.

I’d be waiting on my porch to have a heart-to-heart talk with the gunman.

or

Grab my gun. Go next door to the neighbor’s. Pop open a brew. Make bets on who has the best grouping, closest to the heart, closest to the balls, eye shots etc.

Pay off betting debts as neighbor has a very accurate laser site.

call police

You’re hiding somewhere outside the house in your plan. The homicidal intruder obviously hasn’t even seen you since he’s breaking in to the house. He’s in the process of going further away from you by entering the house. That’s a harder case to justify reasonable fear in front of a jury of your peers.

Plus, what if he shoots the FIOS salesman by mistake?

Armed with a rifle and a GoPro you shout his name…he turns and points his gun at you…reasonable fear.

Apparently, in many jurisdictions, self defense is an affirmative defense and the prosecutor has to prove I was not in reasonable fear of my life. I don’t have to prove anything. Insane, right?

To offer the opposite viewpoint:

I own a gun. My gun creates an aura around me, my family, and my property that renders them invulnerable from harm. When the criminal arrives at my home he will perceive that he is helpless before my gun’s might and will surrender himself to the legal authorities.

“Affirmative defense” means that YOU have to prove what you’re claiming, not that the prosecutor has to disprove it. A defendant claiming self-sefense has shifted the burden of proof to himself, since he necessarily cedes that he committed the action he is accused of.

I"ll cite Wikipedia, as I haven’t been sufficiently hypocritical this month.

In some. In others you have a duty to retreat if possible.

However, if you go looking for him, this is NOT self-defense. It’s murder.