The shortestHaggadah I’ve ever seen.
I’m thinking of using it.
An example:
The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child—explain Passover.
Simple child—explain Passover slowly.
Silent child—explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child—browbeat in front of the relatives.
Where’s Elijah?
Check outside the front door…
I encountered a very large raccoon once, doing that.
Did it drink the wine?
I’m pretty sure one should never give a racoon wine. Who wants a drunk racoon rootin’ in the garbage? :eek:
I got the door closed quickly enough. It was Kosher, Baron Rothschild White ZInfindel, imported to Arkansas, back when you could do that. No way. 
The linked Haggadah has a minor mistake:
It says “sing Dayenu”.
It should have said :“sing ONE verse of Dayenu”
'Cause this is s’posed to be the short Haggadah.
oh…and I like the part 'bout the raccoon. 
(But who drinks white Zinfindel on Passover, anyway? That’s sacrilege…even for a 2-minute Haggadah)
Good point, thanks!
I can’t stand Mogen David or Manachevitz, however you spell it.