A Virtual Slap Upside the Head

Hey, all. The advent of the Internet has prompted all kinds of ways for us to express our opinions to our fellow man. We have virtual greeting cards, postcards, flowers, snowballs; one of my friends even sent me virtual crack.

This guy I know did a really dumb thing to his ex-girlfriend, who’s one of my closest friends. If we were in the same room, or even town, I’d be giving him a slap upside the head and telling him what a dumbass he’s being. Unfortunately, he’s about 500 miles away. So, anyone know of a good website that offers a “virtual” slap upside the head or something similar? E-mail is far too personal… :wink:

The car guys (click and clack, the tappet brothers) offer a “dopeslap”.

Here’s a link.

Have fun!