First off, I know there have been threads on the subject before, but I can’t make the search engine be my friend.
Some backstory: Last Thursday, somebody put peas from lunch on my friend’s car. The next day, I realized that I had seen two other kids walk in from the parking lot at the appropriate time, and that they had done it. So we went out and smeared creamsicle on one of their cars. Today, my friend and I walk out to the parking lot to find that both of our cars have been written on with cheese whiz, and there’s a half-gallon of ice cream melting on my roof.
So, my question to you Dopers is, how can we escalate this tomorrow?
We’re cheap. We’re not willing to spend that much money on this.
We want to keep it non-destructive enough, and they still need to be able to get their cars home that night.
They lock their doors, so we can’t get inside.
We only have about five minutes to accomplish whatever we need to do.
Mods, if this is in the wrong forum, I apologize.