A warning for all males

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Just recieved this and I thought you should know. Sorry if you have recieved this 10million times in your inbox already.
Male Date Rape Drug Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and public house regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a drug called beer, that is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere!!

All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

You have been warned.

Any girls who do this sort of thing are hereby requested to mail me so as to arrange a meeting :wink:

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Geeze yojimbo, why do you think the women paid a few rounds at the Dubdope? Perhaps a neon sign would have helped as well. :smiley:

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Now you tell us…

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Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn shite and bollocks.

Get yer ass back over here woman and buy me a drink wouldya.

There’s alway Barcelona :wink:

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The really scary part is of course that 99.9% of all men don’t even require beer intake to give in to no strings attached sex. :smiley:

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99.9%?

I always knew I was in the top 1/10 of men who are immune to the effects of sleazy women and beer.

I prefer Drambuie.

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Suddenly, I’m reminded of a man I knew years ago. His motto was: “I’m not easy - I’m instant!”
Men are so much fun - wish I could afford more than one! :smiley:

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I may not know much, but bragging about being ‘instant’…? That just wouldn’t be something i’d admit…

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The only problem with this “beer” is that if you give the man too much, your plan can backfire on you. Yeah, he’s willing, but… :frowning:

–one who knows from sad experience

Ah, so now I know why she insisted I bring over the biggest bottle of J.D. they had! :wink: