a wireless post from the throne

i tryed to post via my palm & a cell phone from a hiking trail upstate NY. i thouht it worked but don’t see it-so it failed.

I decided to try again this time from my low boy throne while i catch up on some other businsss.

I hope this works

Details! Are you actually able to read the site on your Palm? Or did you manually put together a posting URL?

Details!

I want colors. Textures! Consistancy! Is there any corn present?

Congrats! Let us know how everything else worked out. You know, they say the bathroom is the only place you can get anything done. No one bothers you. And the longer you’re in, the less the chance any one would want to.

Well my time on hte throne is done for now.

Yes the site comes through very readable and usable - I was quite impressed. Graphics don’t work but clicking on links works fine. I started from entering http://www.straightdope.com and navigating from there. I had to enter my user name and password on the trail - this time they were saved. (actually my password was not correct on the trail which is why I think it failed)

I also tried searching for a place to eat via yahoo yellow pages (just to see if I could) from http://www.yahoo.com and was able to enter all needed info to get the list. - This is going to be a very helpful feature.

The one thing I couldn’t do is to logon to the AOL mail site. I have long since abandoned AOL but my wife still likes it - so I want to set it up so she can get email too - Have to work on that some more.

well it went smooth - no messy wiping - brown well formed - no corn.

How true.

You’re not human! There’s always corn!

It’s like matter and energy, corn cannot be created, destroyed, or ever completely removed from the colon.

I recently had gotten my laptop to connect through my cell so when I was on the ambulance and not at a base I could check my mail and such – but I havent tried my palm yet. Do you use palm OS or windows CE?

Posting from the throne? Just keep your scepter away from your Palm, OK?

What app are you using? Can I do this on my Palm VII? I’m so excited by the prospect! Details!

the important stuff 1st

I’ve been on Atkins for over 6 years - any corn that was in me is either gone or not leaving.

Palm but my wife uses win ce - I will try in the future to get that working - She is not as supportive of me taking electrnice into the bathroom - so it’s not a top priority

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What app are you using? Can I do this on my Palm VII? I’m so excited by the prospect! Details!

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Endora has a free email and browser for the palm - works very nice - also I have used avantgo but have trouble doing anything other then syncing even though I have been able to view other pages but can’t do it consistantly. Still no luck w/ aol mail.

If you subscribe to the VII’s service you should be able to view web pages and email w/o the cellphone.

To hook up my palm to my cell I had to get a data cable for my phone and a null modem adapter. I had an extra cradle which I took apart and took out the piece that connects to the palm (no soldering needed - It’s all together - cable and connector) but you could use your cradle. I hooked up the cell data cable to the null modem adapter and that to the palm cable. set up a new connection (it shows you how in hte link below) and was surfing the net on top of a mountain in upstate NY (at 1st) and later in my throne room where I posted.

Here is a link that will give you detailed instructions on how you can do it for palm, windows, win ce, oh yea for something called ‘mac?’ too whatever that is ;)(or if you can - depending on you equipment):
http://www.app.airtouch.com/internet_data/mobile_office/getting_started.html

Okay first of all I’m very happy that you can post while taking a crap.

Second of all I have to ask because of this:

I just started the Atkins.Talk to me about it. Bless me with those great words “it works wonders”. I started about a month ago. Yes I have results nice ones. But I whimper when I see certain foods. Indulge me!

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I got to tell ya there is a certain feeling of power from being able to do this.

The Atkins diet was pretty much a natural for me as I love meat and am not so thrilled by sweets. The diet itself is and has to be a lifestyle change. Look at the meat and millet diet (the atkins maintainance diet) - If you can easilly stay on that diet for the rest of your life then go for it. If you will have trouble w/ it - seriosuly consider another diet - either another low carb or conventional - but look at their maintance and ask yourself can you live w/ it.

At my heaviest I was over 225lbs and now am 180 and have maintained 170-180 for the last 6 yrs (funny when I got married I gained 10 lbs that I have been unable to loose - I was 170 up to my wedding day and 180 after.)

There are many atkins and low carb lists - most are very active - you should do one or more of those.

Hardest item to give up was bread followed by fries and soda.

As for my poop - I rarely have a problem but people switching to a LC diet report constipation.

Bloodwork has alway been fine.

And additional questions - feel free to email me (click on the mail icon right under my post)

Not that it really matters, but I’m curious: Do you sit, squeeze, relax, post, then wipe and flush? Or do you sit, post, and then do your business?

Excremeditation, needless to say, is an exacting art.

I agree

Sometimes I feel that someone will find out who I am and piece together all that info and find out a lot about me. They will know exactly how I poop.

My prefered way of doing bathroom reasearch would be:
1 - feel the urge
2 - look for reaserch materal and a drink - sometimes those sessions are long and I get thirsty
3 - Hi… Well really Opal has nothing to do w/ my bathroom reaseasch but he might do some on his own.
4 - sit. squeeze relax (as you stated)
5 - Depending on the stink factor and how well the poop went a prelim wipe might be in order along with a flush - all sitting
6 - re-relax if needed and start posting
7 - wipe (after the 1st wipes stand up and finish wiping like a man!)
8 - flush
9 - unclog the toilet if needed.
10 (and this is one that I forget sometimes) take my empty glass with me.

Now depending on how things go sometimes I have to post before the poop - but that is mainly when the urge is not that strong and I am really going just to do bathroom research.

Thanks for asking :slight_smile:

How ironic that there’s still paperwork involved with a wireless post.