I can’t find the cite, but there was an 19’th century lady with two lower bodies who made a fortune at Barnum’s. The was normal from the waist upwards, and had almost normal legs, but inside her legs she had a smaller pair of legs from an incomplete conjoined twin. Apparently, both lower bodies had genitals, and she got pregnant in both, several times.
I thought this was going to be a reference to the prostitute who didn’t get her appendicectomy sewn up so that she could make a little money on the side.
I’m confused too. Why does my zymolosely polydactile tongue suddenly crave jalapeno flavored Vegemite?
During a 2 month stint as a med student at one of Dublin’s maternity hospitals I personally saw several patients with a septate or bicornate uterus (one of whom was heavily pregnant), 2 with a septate cervix and 1 with a septate vagina and septate cervix, although she had only one uterus.
Admittedly, they were all patients of a particular Gynaecologist with a special interest in congential abnormalities of the female reproductive tract, so I don’t pretend that the sample size is representative of the population as a whole, but it’s certainly not unheard of.
I also assisted in a hysteroscopic surgery (I was just passing instruments to the surgeon, nothing exciting) to correct a septate uterus (i.e. to remove the septum dividing it in two) in a lady who had suffered recurrent miscarriages that were thought to be due to this condition.
Holy shit! I read that as “I HAVE a patient with that condition also.” :eek:
I’m thinking “Jesus! Where?!? In his footlocker?!?”
:smack:
Whew, that was a close one…
That thing reads like it was written by a monomaniac med school professor in between furious bouts of manual self-abuse and copious drafts of lab alcohol.
You must be talking about this:
:eek:
We may need to redefine superfecundation.
A lady from down in Salinas,
was equipped with two matching vaginas.
And since she was bi
she gave it a try
and hooked up with both Lucy and Linus. 
And, as if on cue - Two Penises
Thank You. I’m here all week. Don’t forget to tip the valet.
In his book “Intern” Frank Slaughter (writing as Doctor X) describes a patient with two vaginas, cervixes and uteruses giving birth.
No, he didn’t (although the scene is there)
Kind of negates the need to draw a line down the middle for Your Side and His Side.
I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!