My sister was talking about some sex Q&A show on tv, and I was reminded of an old radio call-in show called “Love Phone”, that my friends and I used to listen to in high school. One particular call always stuck with me-some guy called in and claimed to have TWO penises! Yes, two-almost identical in size and shape.
Is this possible? Or was the guy just having a lark? I mean, he said that he had no medical problems and the like, both of them were fully functional. Da’hell?
AFAIK there´s at least one such… ehem, endowed guy around, saw it on TV, although (luckly) he didn´t drop his pants live.
I refuse to look for cites on this, and if someone asks, I´d never been here. 
I have seen, ah, documentary footage of a man with such anatomical equipment. Putting it to use. Purely for reasons of scientific record, of course.
I’ve seen a picture in a book – I believe it was History Laid Bare – of a man who did in fact have two penises. It looks like he was basically conjoined twins that didn’t separate very far – he also had a literal third leg, a strange skinny looking thing with a ten-toed foot.
I doubt that situation’s terribly common though.
I have an mpeg of a human oddity, err, human interest story (taken off a German news program, if memory serves,) of a fellow. They were briefly shown “in use,” in the sense that they were being peed through. I suspect that the sort of documentary AndrewL refers to would be more enlightening about the, uh, dual-use that that organ can be put to.
There was some guy who had five. His pants fit him like a glove.
It’s common enough (though still rare) to have two penises that such a condition has its own term: diphallic terata.
Yes, I saw it on Stile.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_730137.html
There are a pig and a goat with extra appendages in Eastern Europe, the animals are celebrities of a sort.
diphallic terata
Of course it’s quote trite, but this on REALLY would make a great band name.
Also, I don’t have two penii, but mine has a dual personality, kind of like Good Penis, Bad Penis.
Oh, geez, I just talked about my penis on a message board. :o
:smack: quite !!
latin translation: very lucky man.
Dunno 'bout that. Can’t do two women with 'em, unless maybe one of them’s in the middle of your chest or something, but that would be weird.
“why you doubled over in pain bob? that ball only hit you in the chest.”
“man bob really hates playing open chest”
I tried but I just could not bring my self to post the uses of an additional talywacker.
:rolleyes:
:dubious:
“Freaks: We Who Are Not As Others” by Daniel Mannix.
Includes photographs of Frank Lentini, renowned sideshow “unusual person” best known for his three legs. Yes, I know that sounds like a joke, but he actually had three legs.
He also had two penises, both of which are in one of the photos. Doesn’t say if that was part of his sideshow act, though…
Wanted: Bilingual secretary for biphallic executive.
Yes, but only one or none can be his.
I found a web page about a Cuban fellow in the 19th century who had this condition, complete with picture. Two penes, and a vestigial third leg.
Mindful of the “two click” rule I won’t provide a direct link, but if you google on “Jean Baptista dos Santos” you’ll get there. The page has this little tidbit:
What was it? LBJ? Who said he didn’t trust a man unless he had his pecker in his pocket?
Using that philosophy LBJ could have had HUNDREDS!