A word please, smartt?

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This is not a flame. It’s in the pit because I don’t know where else to put it. I’m not going to gratuitously insult you, and I hope you react in kind.

That having been said:

You registered yesterday and now have about 20 posts and change. Most of them are threads you have started. All of the threads you have started are in GQ.

You might want to consider several things before Manny et all have a hemmorage:

  1. Many of the things you are asking have already been covered. Anal sex, levitation, and the Bible stuff, for example.

  2. You’re abusing the GQ forum. The most common type of dream might be better suited to IMHO, anal sex is GD. Starting so many threads in one forum (especially about sex) at the same time is considered bad form, especially when a simple search can find the info. Right now, you’re really flooding GQ.

We’re a good lot, but poking around a little bit before you hit the reply button might be a good thing. Just so you know.

andy

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Thanks, andygirl. Well put.

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Andy, you have so much more self control than I could ever imagine having.

That being said, me too. I agree. Ditto. And so on.

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Excellent post Andygirl, you stated the facts and didn’t flame the person.

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:confused: If he lives in GQ, what makes you think he’ll see this?

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I posted a link in one of his threads. He saw.

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Does anyone suspect that smartt is just a troll?

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Ummm…yeah.

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No, he’s the editor of a Brazilian porno magazine. What, are you trying to imply that he might not be telling the truth? For shame.

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I was feeling absurdly genteel when I wrote this. After the ugly american comments, the porn site, and what he wrote in Portuguese, though, he’s marked as a jerk. To say the least.

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Amen, andygirl. And FWIW, I think he’s a troll too.
(woohoo! my first Pit post!)

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Another thought: Seems like the editor of a porn magazine would have better sources for that kind of information.

I’d be willing to bet he’ll be gone by Wednesday.

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Ok this thread is here so I’ll put this here.

From http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45161

This fuckwad may not be a troll but he is a serious piece of shit. To say that a retarded person should get a beating makes my blood boil. It makes me wish I could go to Brazil or whatever sewer this pile of smegma climbed out of and let him say this to my face.
Beating children is child abuse. You’re are the one who needs education. I sincerly hope you never or have never multiplied. This type of thinking has led to fucked up kids growing up and battering their children in return.

Off course this all could be bollocks and he is posting this stuff just to get a rise out of people like me. If so I’m sure he won’t be here very long.

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Now I think smartt has a split personality. In the same thread yojimbo is talking about, he is really nice to Rilchiam about Tourette’s, after saying children or someone who is retarded should be beaten. Weird, really weird.

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smartt says:

"…and children are usually beaten into respect. That’s NOT child abuse; it’s teaching… "

I pray that smartt does not have children…

"Why? Cuz my readers, that aren’t as repressed as the average american moron, like to ask those questions over and over, and I NEED to find new angles about the same things. Well, I thought this forum was a good place for that. Well, it’s not. It’s just a gathering of snubby, PC-oriented, american morons. So, fuck you and your pointless flaming. I just asked a question; does it HURTS to answer in a direct
way, OR point me to a link where it was already answered? But NOOOO, you filthy americans just HAVE do display your natural and hypocritical hate for all things sexual. "

Hey! Don’t be lumping everyone with those snobby, PC oriented, sexually repressed, filthy, hypocritical Americans. Some of us are Canadians.

“Vocês, americanos, são todos uns babacas filhos da puta, que não não entendem nada sobre merda nenhuma e ainda se acham superiores. Quero mais que todos vocês vão tomar nos seus respectivos cus.”

Again with the American bashing albeit in Portugese… I couldn’t translate it all but calling people son’s of bitches who don’t know shit just ain’t nice.

Hey… I’m from Brazil too… wanna see me toast smartt in Portugese?

smarrt, começa seu burro em aqui… Escute acima dos dumbass, há a merda que apenas não voa ao redor aqui e eu dei-lhe alguns exemplos. Eu não tenho o tempo para ler cada de seus bornes apenas porque eu não poderia gastar o dia inteiro riscar um pimple em meu burro. Nenhum vale-o a pena. Está aqui um jogo do caralho nice.If que do indício… você nós demasiado.

Hmmm… dumbass is dumbass in both languages and “pimple em meu burro” almost makes ass pimple sound romantic. It is such a beautiful language…

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I’m trying to picture a Brazilian Larry Flint, but can only come up with a Beavis-like Amadán screaming “The streets will flow with the blood of the Unbelievers!!”

Smartt, you have some strange ideas. very, very strange. but then again, I suppose the good ole’ Brazilian Porn industry is hardly the bastion of normal thinking people it once was :rolleyes:

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Ive never flamed anyone in the pit before, but this guy is starting to get on my nerves and I’m tired so I’m a little edgy. He has started two new threads. This one clearly in the wrong forum. Ok, newbie mistake no big deal I guess, but it just isn’t that hard to figure out where to post stuff most of the time. And this one. Why would a Brazillian porno editor be worried about the FBI? Putz.

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Worried about the FBI? That sounds oddly familiar, doesn’t it?

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Hey, at least He made me forget all about Jack-ass for a second…

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Ah, so Smartt was the one who had the nasty sig in a foreign language?

He’s a dumbass, imho.