I feel like someone is trying to remove my brain through my eye socket (migraine) - I’m going to bed. But thanks all the same vivalostwages.
Jeez Louise, that’s terrible. Hope you feel better. Come back with more letters when you’re able. 
Keep this going. I’ve got to sign off soon, but I want to see good progress when I get back.
Look at samarm egging this thread on!
Midnight at the oasis. The thread is quite under the cold clear moonlight, so the Insomniac ventures forth.
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On the Straight Dope Message Board alot of people contribute to very silly threads.
Posting here is a way for us to leave something of ourselves for future generations. For instance here we’re telling them we have a lot of free time which we don’t know what to do with.
Quick fact. 195 different posters have posted here. That should give us a head start in inferring how many active posters this board has at this very moment. But first we need to determine what percentage of dopers would NOT post in a thread like this which should be quite high since many of our more prolific dopers have not made an appearance.
Rats, Osiris, it’s because our Hawaii-based correspondents make smart-assed comments about their lack of horrible winter weather that some are discouraged from posting here.
That’s right – it’s all your fault.
Urrk! In my defence I was very hot and sweaty back then. And not in the good way either. The curse of having a west facing apartment.
Vileness wouldit be however to show you the 10 day forcast.
Wow, how cool is that? I didn’t know you could bold within url tags.
Xcuses, xcuses, xcuses.
You expect me to click on the forecast?
Zounds! What kind of masochist do you take me for?
A world class one after 46 pages of this thread.
But then aren’t we all?
Caught me.
Doh!
EEEEEEEk!
Forty-six pages!!???
Gee and for no apparent reason at all.
However will this thread end? :eek: