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Immature, it is, to try to simulpost.

(Just kidding.)

Look! Something shiny!

My precioussssss…

No, don’ touch the ring!

Oh, too late…

Preciousssss…

Quirky folks, us a-threaders.

Really

Straight Dope is as Straight Dope does.

Some would say “insane”…

Then again, others would say “inane”…

Under extreme duress, perhaps.

Violins are sucky instruments…

Whereas trombones are really cool.

Xcuse me - while its nice everyone has moved on, I just wanted to say that Dankies needs a spankin’.

YMMV

Zowie!! Where have you been, sperfur??

A-ha! I get to start it all over again!

Authoring remarkable limericks, no doubt.

Beaten to the punch yet again. :frowning:

Bet ya that Sperfur was asleep.