Friggo jeez! Four people posted while I was getting that link.
Fighting would be interesting to see here.
(Given that we have to keep the alphabet going)
Hiya!!!
::sperfur pops Lobsang in the jaw::
Is that what you meant?
How do you suggest we proceed?
Jousting is more what I was thinking – the whole Knighthood thing seems so…Dopey…to me.
Lobsang, you probably don’t like Lobby do you?
“Kiss Me Kate” was broadcast on PBS last night, so: this thread is ‘more than Wunderbar.’
Lances at the ready.
Lunges, thrusts…stuff like that?
Might need some training.
No. Osiris. My take-away delivery guy used to call me Lobby.
Perhaps I won’t mind other people calling my Lobby though
Parry, thrust, slash…whoops! Supposed to hit the other guy’s leg, I suppose.
****Quick twirl till it’s caught on Daffy’s bill.
Rats. <limps off the field of battle>
Think I’ll observe the rest of the bouts from the sidelines. Hey, boy! Hot dog and coke over here!
Sissy! Hitch up those green tights and get back in here!
Tut-tut. I’ve got a rabid racoon and I’m not afraid to use it.
Unbelievable what I have to go through…okay. <stuffs hotdog in mouth, marches back onto the field.>
Take that! <whaps Twickster with her purse. Which is worse than it sounds, because I carry a laptop computer in it.>
Victory! No one has struck back in an entire quarter hour, so I declare myself the winner and Champeen of the World of ‘A.’
Waiting is what we were doing. You have just stepped on our landmine.