A burned cat doesn’t even feel good. How is just knowing less making never owning pets quite right, Sir? Taking up very weird xylophones, you Zionist?
Do you really think so?
Excellent Q.E.D.! That’s what we are looking for. You are submission #1.
For what it’s worth, here:
Attention bored, creative Dopers: Everlasting fun, goofy hijinks, involved. Join Klaatu’s legacy: mundane, neverending, overdone posts quickly rehashed. Stupid thread. Undeniably very worthy: Xanadu-like, yet zany.
Submission #2. Caveat though. I would like to see more complete flowing sentences like Q.E.D. did, as opposed to fragments.
Hamlet, you get a pass though for starting this whole thing.
After boring crappy days, Evelyn Farkus grabs her inamorata John Kingsley, laughs maniacally, neatly over packs quickly, restates she’s thinking, understands villages welcome Xylophones, yet zaps.
Great. I can’t resist the urge to resist the conclusion of this thread, and I can’t
Help but pick up this infernal thread where it left off…
I’ll never let it die!!
Just be thankful it hasn’t gone Greek.
Klaatu, klaatu, what have you started???
I ws just dying to say this 
Let’s start a petition to keep Klaatu from killing this thread!
More of these mundane posts must be made. Cannot resist.
Never Say DIE!
Onward goes the never ending thread!
People, we are supposed to be fitting the whole alphabet in one post. Doesn’t anyone read threads anymore?
Quit doing it post to post? That is far more humerous.
Respectfully, I must decline for Klaatu said he’d ask for thread closure upon reaching 10 complete posts.
Shut up with your laughing people! I do so know how to spell.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.