Scrambled eggs and bacon!
Time to do the New Page Dance of Victory! Wahoooooo <tap, tap, tap, shuffle, tap, clap, sway>
Uvula. I can’t fit it into a sentance but I did want to use it.
Very good dance though SBS.
Wow, after all that crazed posting last night when I went to bed early, I thought fersher I’ll drop out of the top 5 – imagine my astonishment that I’m still #2.
Xtremely mundane and pointless (not to mention a little scary) that I’m the #2 poster in this thread.
Yet to break into the top ten. 
Zis comes from having a job that doesn’t allow me to post during the work day.
[A]ha! Just checked, and I am at 11. Osiris, you are in my sights.
But it would be better if I didn’t screw up the coding so often.
Come on, SBS, you can do it!
Discounts available for post padders, step right up.
I can’t believe that while I dozed, we had our first a-thread exorcism!
Everybody wang chung tonight (on the “a”).
For the love of God, please nobody have any more Lobsang with melted butter.
We need to save some for Lobsang stew and maybe a Lobsang roll or two.
Golly!
Holy crap, this is the silliest thing I’ve been involved in in a long time.
If you stick around, you’ll get hooked and you won’t be able to stop.
Run for your lives!
Just wait, this thread gets highly addictive. I certainly hope that I am not succumbing needlessly to such addiction.
Keepin’ on. I think I just snatched #10 place. Yippee!
Let it get it’s hooks into you and you will lose the will to do anything else but post!
Now what was I supposed to be doing?
Me? I’m already hooked.
No one has offered to serve lunch yet today.
One large lunch for everyone coming right up!
Please inform me that this thread- this one- has surpassed the “What if LotR was written…” thread.