Bring me a drink, someone!
Burn my britches! Hey, there they went, wow.
Can I have a shot of Vodka?
Cookies and milk.
Danggit! I’m gonna go watch Dr. Katz for awhile and build up some speed.
Don’t worry, I’m legal age!
Excellant, got one before I left.
Ever spent time in a Turkish prison?
Fall back in line when you’re done, soldier!
Good god, no. Ever seen a grown man naked?
How about a nice Hawaiian punch?
I’m not sure what that is, but it sounds good.
Just so you know: it is isn’t chocoloate it ain’t dessert.
Keep me in suspense, why don’t ya!
Men?
Naked? Did someone mention naked men?
Let’s just say: You never watched commercials as a kid, did you? 
Oops! That would have been me. I’m not naked, but I’m a man. 
Left out “L”, didn’t you?
Kat: got milk?
My, it’s getting a little confused!
Next letter is…?