Well, if you want to know why I was jail, go look in the Pit for my OP.
Xmas certainly didn’t come early for you this year. Good luck with that.
You know, I thought you were joking at first becuse the one letter § title.
Zebra meat is highly underrated.
And here we go again!
BioHazard, glad you’re back.
so which dream team guy is your uncle? Inquiring minds want to know. 
Bacon and eggs would taste good now, even though breakfast was over a long time ago.
Canned Zebra is nasty, though, samarm.
Canelloni?
Castles can be awfully drafty.
Don’t offer me any zebra, I won’t take it.
Didn’t mean to bold face only the first letter of your name samarm.
Evidently it’s become a habit.
Forget it, koeeoaddi. No problem. 
Godzilla!!!
Hi, viva!
I am so tired - I can’t work out how long I have been awake for!
Just have another cigarette. Then curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
Kill some brain cells first, then try to figure it out, Lobsang!
Lacking in braincells already.
More killing would be fatal (duh)
Let’s have a party.
Non-smoker, by the way.