No, not Barry Manilow! He’s a sex god!
Oh, and about paper supplies: no more legal sized paper! And them Brits better get used to 8 1/2 X 11, too, no more A4 nonsense.
Perhaps you haven’t heard? Dubya is taking over the world!
(oops, the CIA told me to keep my mouth shut!)
Quit your joshing, Samarm. Shrub ruling the world? It is to laugh.
BTW, assistance will be needed. Sub-rulers, as it were, to handle particularly troublesome geographic regions (anyone want to tackle France?) and departments. Lots of laws needed to improve television, I’m sure.
Please can you also ban anchovies on the pizza?
Quite well, I am, samarm, other than a sore spot in my mouth.
Right you are, Kat. In fact, not just on pizzas: Anchovies must be driven into extinction!
Say, can I be a sub-ruler-type-person?
There! The first person has joined the coming juggernaut.
Why not? I’m feeling extra benevolent right now. (The pleasing prospect of no more anchovies…)
What fiefdom would you like, Kat?
Terrifying songs should be banned, I agree. Don’t forget Booby Goldsboro, or have U forgotten the horror that is “Watching Scotty Grow?”
Vapid & Xcrutiaing, it was!
Zoomed in too late to avoid the dreded simulpost.
And to spell dreaded correctly!:smack:
What about ‘W’?
Didn’t he perpetrate “Little Green Apples”, too? If so, maybe it’s not just the songs that need doing away with. <gwt>
Yes, I’m afraid so - “Honey” too.
see the tree how big it’s grown and friend…oops, I forgot the “Y” 
Bobby boy is clearly a habitual criminal. Up against the wall, come the glorious day of my coronation.
Correct progression of the alphabet seems to have become problematic of late.
Can I have Australia?
Dear Koeeoaddi, you are clearly a woman (man? hermaphrodite? no gender based discrimination in my administration) of exquisite taste. Would you like to the Royal Minister in charge of Cultural Affairs?
Excellent choice, Kat. But you’d have to take New Zealand, too: package deal.
Exquisite taste and koeeoaddi go together like pizza and beer.
Fine with me. I think I can keep New Zealand in line. Grins