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You guys should all pony up as to who’s read this entire monster. I have (1)

Zealotry is encouraged on “a” thread. I have too! (2)

Zero isn’t the answer, then. I have – but as an ongoing thing, every time I check in, I read what’s been posted since my last visit.

Anyone actually sat down and read all 73 pages in one sitting?

Boy, that gives me a headache just to think about it.

Caffeine! that’ll do it!

**D**rinks the diet Dr Pepper thoughtfully provided by the ever-vigilant Watcher

Egad, that was refreshing!

Forgot to count myself as having read the whole thing – (3)

Gee, I have actually read all of it.

Ha, like I’d waste my time…

I’m drinking Dr Pepper right now, as well.

Have to admit, I have too (5).

And please - no more discussion about closing this thread or locking it - don’t want to give anyone any ideas. We didn’t even have this conversation…

Jackass is a male donkey

Kinda had to read it all, as I was following it since the very beginning, he says braggingly. (6)

Let me say I’ve also followed from the beginning but back around 35 when I’d go to sleep and 3 pages would pop up over night I almost decided not to read them. But I did and can honestly say I remember next to nothing of them, not even my own.

My goodness gracious!

Not a mind reader? Have I made a mistake in appointing Watcher to such a demanding post?

Oh, what am I saying? I could never make a mistake.

Putting in my order for tomorrow, then:

Quince jelly,

Rye toast,

Scrambled eggs

Tea

Under a cozy, please, so it stays warm.
(If all is satisfactory tomorrow, I will grant this edict you asked for, ok?
Would SBS, kind and benevolent ruler of the universe, kindly consider banning any more Jar-Jar speak?)

Very
Weary lokking and
Xtremly haggard, BioHazard Crawls back into the thread
YOUCH! I can’t belive I read the WHOLE thing (7)

Ze wish of ze supreme universal ruler-ness is my command.

Aspirin probably won’t help BioHazard.

But a cold compress might.

Don’t ya think a good night sleep might help?

Eegads yah! Ive gotten like 10 hrs of sleep since friday.
Fudge! Just my luck that I feel like s*** and today is the day a really hot girl asks me out.
God must really hate me.

Hot girls have a way of making you feel better thou…

I know. Thats true.
Just a couple a shots of Vodka will wake me right up.
Legend tells that Vodka in moderation is good for you.

My my, The Thread is dead tonight…