You gotta love zipppos. Too bad they’re absolutely useless to me.
Zev was a character on Lexx.
And 77 pages is a whole hell of a lot of pages.
**Bills to pay, a checkbook to balance – I’m outta here.
Damn, I coulda previewed and saved myself that embarrassment, BUT NOOOOOOOOO!
Fee, fi, fo, fum
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Good golly this thread is long.
Hee, Hi, Ho, Hum
I smell the blood of an ‘a’ thread bum!
Just that we’re in the morass of the thread. Expect thing to pickup in another 10 pages.
Kleptomania is to Beatlemania as Stealing is to ______?
Looking at this thread for the first time in days - I’m amazed at how far it’s gone.
M
Marylin manson, grow thyself a BEard! And take some Halls, too! And get some better teeth! And look like a normal human being!
No offense to OTHER people named that. It’s the weird heavy metal musician guy that I’m talking about.
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Now is the time that all good men should eat zebras and get blue beards.
Okay…the Beatles?
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Osiris, It’s 96 pages, NOT 77.
P
Please look again.
Q
QWERTY is a keyboard configuration
R
Rotokas has very few letters.
Perhaps you didn’t notice, but I think bong is high again. 
’Night, one and all.
Off to bed I toddle.
Pray keep it down since I need some
Quiet to catch up on my sleep.
Regards to Watcher: the soup was wonderful and those
Skinny noodles just hit the spot.
S
Stupid me, I should’ve previewed
T
To sperfur.
I am not high.
U
Ultraman is mighty
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Vaginal secretions is a bad name for a pop band.
Under the influence of anything?
Very well, then. Shatter my illusions that someone is having fun… 
W
Well, No.
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R-U-X-Tremely-HI?
Where is this band from?