Right-i-o!
Say, watcher, I’m a little late with my breakfast order tonight, but I’ll throw myself on your mercy:
Tomorrow, I’d like a nice big bowl of fresh fruit salad. And not the half-assed midwinter kind that’s all melons – I want strawberries, peaches, pineapple, bananas, grapefruit, the whole juicy nine yards.
Ummmmmm… that’s got me salivating more than a whole passel of cabana boys.
Very long ago I was in a watermelon eating contest. I won. I ate the entire innards of that melon in about 30 seconds. It make me sick and I threw up later but I won.
What did I win? A fruit basket! I had to give it away.
Xtra disturbing is the thought of Twicks salivating over cabana boys, but your breakfast order is my command.
To each their own I guess…
Yuk yuk yuk. I stuck you with the X, and the person that follows me is stuck with the Z. HAHAHAHAHA!
Zoo, it’s a frickin’ zoo around here. [/Dr. Evil]
And what’s so creepy about my enjoying a passel of cabana boys, anyway?
Bewildered by giant gibberish post.
Can I have what Twickster is having for breakfast too?
Don’t include watermelon, though. I hate watermelon. 
Eh… how about mint chocolate chip ice cream and tiramisu ice cream?
Flamsterette_X, damn, that sounds good too!
Guavas are pretty damn sweet. Especially when they’re fat and juicy. And you should have pomegranate juice too. Well, it’ll be good for me. Nothing like ice cold pomegranate juice when it’s hot and sunny.
Happy to oblige, Dishes up double scoops of mint chocolate chip and tiramisu ice cream for Flamsterette_X and Koeeoaddi. And some almost-midnight cereal for self.
I am pleased to have carried us onto page 80! Now 100 is getting so close you can almost smell it. Keep posting folks! Goodnight, over and out.
Just freaking amazing. This thread began with a typo and is on its way to becoming one of the longest, most pointless threads here. It’s unbelievable.
Kind Derleth, ‘becoming’? I’d say we’ve been the longest and most pointless threads here for at least the last 50 pages. 
La-de-da. Someday I’d like to be able to make posts that don’t require knowledge available only in my mind to understand it.
Midnight has come, the time when simulposts rarely happen.
Mwee-hah! 80 pages! This is nuts.
Night time is the right time…for padding your post count. 
[O]nly the strange/bored/random minds on SDMB could sustain such an absurd thread
Paging other ‘A’ threaders!
Quickly take up the slack.
Really, do you HAVE to sleep?
Such a waste of good posting time.