Earth shattering was the revelation I got when looking in the mirror and realizing that if I died my hair blond I’d look like Bo Duke. Now all I can think about is “Why not?” OK, it’s not earth shattering but with this blond hair thing rattling around I couldn’t come up with a better E word. So should I?
For the love of all that’s wholesome stop me.
Going on another tack, .hack seems to be a deliberately confusing storyline where people who are supposed to be playing a game are not acting like it. Very weird, but still interesting.
Happy, however, am I that I am not the cook. Plus I eat too much of the food as I make it.
If I were to bake a cake it would only be an inch high. Actually I’d probably never bake it, just eat the batter. Mmmm, batter.
Joyous twickster joins the jubilant jugheads of the a-thread.
Killer job on the crime-solvers, SBS! Loved it!
My two longest – list of jobs and (ahem) my qualifications for a post in your queendom – were both around 30, IIRC.
Needed more proof of your SBSnes, we didn’t, but you provided it anyway – we’re humbled.
Osiris – what’s this hack thing you’re always talking about?
People! We’re up to 3982 post (this makes it 3983).
Quick! Post post post! Let’s make it 4000 this morning!
Realizing he is now a part of MPSIMS history, Swampy makes his first flirt of the day Toward his Unabashed board crush the Virile Homebrew.
Rise and shine all you a-threaders. Breakfast is served.
Switches to official capacity. Eggs benedict and hashbrowns for montana cricket, and for Twicksand koeeoaddi, nice big bowls of fresh fruit salad, and no watermelon – just strawberries, peaches, pineapple, bananas, grapefruit, the whole juicy nine yards, including some guavas and pomegranites from Osiris, and for our fearless and benevolent ruler of the universe SBS, since she has paid her dues with stomach distress over the last few days, I think she’s finally ready for a breakfast of blueberry pancakes and corned beef hash, teleported hot and fresh from Jordan’s Restaurant in Bar Harbor, Maine.
Enjoy!
SBS, don’t forget to use some of that 100% grade a, medium amber, Vermont maple syrup on those pancakes.
Thanks, Watcher, this is way too delicious.
Unbelievalbe, another day, another a thread post, and it’s time for breakfast. Woohooooo
U are welcome.
If only it was this easy in real life!
Verily – and if only the calories were as imaginary in real life!
Why bother to order dry toast and coffee for your cyber-breakfast – I go for the real thing!
Xactly why am I posting here after holding off so long? Do
You know?
Zounds!
Another go folks?
All come to the a-thread sooner or later.
Best thread ever. (When measured by total length)
Coffee’s great Watcher, breakfast astonding!
Day dawns in the Pacific Northwest!
Ew! Sleet! 
For crying out loud! I meant “astounding.”
Still asleep here after all.
Gee, I need a BIG breakfast. Bagel and coffee doesn’t cut it. Eggs, pancakes, muffins, fruit, crepes, etc… I want it all. Calories be damned.
Here you go FallFast as ordered: Switches to official capacity and serves up eggs, pancakes, muffins, fruit, crepes, and how about some nice (non-mushy) oatmeal and bagels with that.
The kitchen is now closed.
I’ll pass on the oatmeal, but thanks Watcher. Truely good stuff.