Bothersome letter! Thanks for offing it, I completely blanked on it.
Considered putting a list of 26 alphabetical swear words, but this isn’t the pit and that is a mighty tall order. Impossible even.
Damnation! I smell a challenge.
Effing board nannies might require astericks and other strategems at times.
Frack.
Gosh golly gee, kids, we don’t want to swear, but
Heck, we could probably do a list of euphemisms.
Icy day in h-e-double-hockey-sticks it would be before we’d sully our beloved thread like that.
Jeez Louise!
Kiss mah grits!
Lawsy me!
My goodness gracious.
Nuts!
Ouch!
Phooey!
Shinola!
Tarnation!
Un-freaking-believable!
Qwitcherbitchen about those
Rassafrassin’ skipped letters…
Shoot!
Very hard to get this back on track…
When we skip letters…
Xcept when we get back on track…
You might find it difficult to derail this thread otherwise.
Zoinks!
Vehement exclamation!
What a drag!
Xpletive deleted!
You’re kidding!
Zounds!
Arsehat!
Bozo!
(Cusses vehemently)
Drat it all, I messed up the order! 
Egad!
Fudge!
Great balls of fire!
Hokey-doke, kids, that was fun – whaddya wanna do now?
Easy there koeeoaddi, ain’t nothin’ that ain’t been done before.
I don’t have the mental energy to participate in this particular list, but I sure am enjoying reading it. Keep going!
Sorry for the interruption - now back to our regularly scheduled mundane and pointless posting.
Just wondering if anyone remembers the one-hit-wonder band responsible for “Beach Baby”.
If I could figure out how to do one of those “spoiler boxes” I’d put the answer here.
Kool and the Gang. (No, that’s wrong.)
Watcher, do this: type the word spoiler between brackets [ ]
Then write whatever spoilage you want.
Then type the word spoiler between brackets again, but put a slash mark / before the word: /spoiler
That should do it.
Like this?
First Class was the one-hit-wonder band who recorded "Beach Baby
Cool, thanks.
Let’s see, I’ve been gone for about 35 pages now and need to catch up. Are we still cursing or have we moved on to other mundane and pointless things?
My work is done. Watcher, that was perfect!