U’re welcome, koeeoaddi – us aging boomers have to stick together. 
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Wah! I somehow inadvertently subscribed to this tread. Xed the wrong box,You ask? Zertainly not!
Alas. That would be “thread.”
Bringing us one post closer to page 100.
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Any significance to the two n’s, you think?
Beautiful colors tho.
Colors? We don’t need no stinkin’ colors!
Dot-matrix print was good enough for my daddy, by gum, so it’s good enough for me.
Elementary school was where I reached my academic peak. 
Five people so far just tryin to ruin our fun (6? 7? 8?)
Good people, fear not - it’s only colored letters on a computer screen.
I think it looks kind of nice.
Has everything to do with the fact that we rarely make it through the alphabet without goofing it up!
Homebrew… not just for breakfast anymore.
I wanna Homebrew snack.
Just thought I’d get a coupla flirts in.
Kiss him, 'Brew–
No!
–thou lovely loon–
No!
–ere you start–
No!
–on your honeymoon…
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Let it be known that I’ve used 78 letters in a row.
My hat’s off to the new record holder.
Needed to do something to wake myself up.
Only kinda worked. Need diet coke.