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Bleh! Spelcheckers are for lumps!
Could someone else let my dog out? I’m having too much fun posting to this thread!
Dragging myself online just to post here before I drop into bed…
Egads,
for cripes sake,
get me some kleenex please,
I just sneezed five times in a row. 
alternately:
Ifeel sorry for the poor mods who get to read this thread. 
Just think… I’m a college student who doesn’t know my alphabet. or: where is my H?
Kiss your pity goodbye, they haven’t. They’ve maybe scanned a few pages, or kept up for the first dozen but there were only, was the count 8? Eight of us who’ve read the whole damn thing.
Let me make the suggestion that is a Mod were to misbehave a good punishment would be to make them read this entire thread. In one sitting.
Mxyzptlk is a name I’m surprised I haven’t seen around here. Is there a doper Mxyzptlk?
Not to my knowledge there isn’t.
Only, what do I know? I’m a newbie.
Picking up a thread from last night…
Re: Osiris’s keeping angels in his cellar.
Suggest he’s just a piker at it.
There are over 450 of them in my mother’s attic.
Unbelievable, maybe, but I swear to it.
Vast flocks of the damned things I have to carefully pack away each year as I take her Christmas tree down. 
Wondering why perhaps the mods are letting this thread continue ever onward.
Winking at Homebrew. ;).
Xciting to start the day with a flirt, even if he doesn’t look.
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
Zealously guard this thread from talk of “shut down” as we close in on our goal. Five more pages! Naysayers please post elsewhere.
And we begin again. A good Thursday morning to all!
Best be keeping an eye on this thread over the next day or two.
Couldn’t miss the 100 page celebration now could I?
Don’t much like those drive-by ‘kill the thread’ posters.
Exercise vigilance, we shall!
Forward to triple digits we shall march!
Gaily shall we frolic when our goal is reached!
Hubris? Bite your tongue!
I would gaily frolic with Homebrew anytime.
Just couldn’t pass that one up.
Krebs discovered the adenosine triphosphate cycle in cellular respiration.