Gee, Q.E.D., you’re so sweet.
However, NJ is far away from MO.
::I think I’ve just been flirted with by Q.E.D.:: 
Just think! “a” thread has caused two flirtations in the glorious quest to page 100.
Justifiably, I think you flirted first, sperfur. 
Kould be that I did.
Maintaining my innocence is not what I was trying to do. 
Now look at me. I’m blushing!
Oh my! I’m so caught up in flirting, I forgot the L!
Loopy, I am…
Perhaps my last post confused everyone on the next letter?
Quickly, I post Q, so the next poster can start with R.
Minding manners is always a good practice…
Really messed things up that time, **sperfur[/n].
Sure looks like I did.
Though we seem to be back on track now!
Undoubtedly we’ll be off the rails again by the bottom of the page, though.
Very likely…
Well done we “a” addicts will say when we reach glorious page 100.
X! Again, X! What do you guys want with me?
Yet still we “a” addicts march onward to glorious page 100.
“Your soul…”
Zealous ‘a’ thread posters are we.
Aiming are the “a” addicts toward the prize of glorious page 100.
All together now:
“Beautiful A-thread, dream unto me…”
Committed are we “a” addicts to reaching glorious page 100.