Lots of posts just in the time it took me to get home.
Me just now leaving office
Now it is starting to get serious. As we near post 5000, who will be the lucky person to make that post?
Ought to be a simulpost by about seventy of us. 
Please kill me…
Quickly? or Slowly? Ladies Choice! 
Real funny nut sac…
Scrotum. It’s called a scrotum. Pffft Women! :rolleyes:
There can be only one…
Unusual amount of posting going on right now
Very exciting if I do say so myself
Well, I’m out of here until tomorrow. Can’t get on and post tonight. So whomever is #5000 good luck.
Xperty, sperfur fills in the ‘X’ post.
Xtremely tense here – kind of like election night or something.
“Yes,” you say, “but we probably won’t need to get the Supreme Court Involved.”
Your turn!
Zoinks, “xperty”?
Amusing typo, that.
Zillions of minutes and zillions of posts and we had to post together! Zowie!
Boy, don’tca think its purty?
Come on, post you hamster-torturers!
Does anyone want to guess (hour/minute, by the ‘official’ SDMB clock, when the first post to page 100 gets made?
Can’t say as I do…