Zipping right up too 100 pages - 10 posts to go!
Are we there yet?
Baby, are we there yet?
Can you tell me if we’re there yet?
Don’t you think you could tell me if we’re there yet?
Egad man, tell me are we there yet?
Zipping right along now!
Don’t use up all the letters at once!
For sure Q.E.D., one at a time then.
Eek! Only 4 to go now!
Got to post one letter ahead to make this work, I think.
Except mulitple letter wildcard posts throw a monkey wrench into the whole schmeer! 
Gosh, I don’t know if I can handle the antici…
[sub]wait for it[/sub]
…pation!
Holy cow, it’s almost there!
I spy!
Jeez, I’m all verklempt.
Kool! I was only 3 minutes off! Did I win?
Koeeoaddi beat me
koeeoaddi starts page 100 Wahoooo!
Lordy, lordy. Now we can get back to posting inane things.
Losers must now console each other. sigh
May I offer my condolences, Q.E.D.? You came so close!
Meh. The thrill is gone.
Nice of you, sperfur. 
Never thought I’d see the day.