Madam Saddam Hussein. SBS mentioned the tabloid cover back in the double digits.
Oh. Gotcha.
Oh you’ll just have to head on down to your local supermarket and see it for yourself. It’s priceless. I can’t find a link.
Oh how can you forget L? You can’t have licking without it! 
Pwah? Now I’m all sticky.
P.
Remind me, weren’t we going to discuss words that start with P?
Perhaps Osiris would be so kind as to not come between sperfur and me next time. 
Q - Please don’t forget Q.
Quite better, Osiris. We thank you. 
So sorry, Osiris. We seem to be taking up the whole pool.
Totally out of it is koeeoaddi. I was just there and failed to notice. 
Taking sperfur to a quiet corner of the pool would be nice…
True that Q.E.D. starts with Q. How can I forget Q?
Unless I can use the excuse that my mind is in the gutter, not the alphabet…
Viciously, I change that - my mind is in the pool - not the alphabet. That’s what I meant. Yeah.
Whereas your flirtations Sperfur, are very much in tune with the thoughts a guy might have (no offense), Q.E.D. is one lucky Doper. Don’t stop.
Whenever we get down to the bottom of the alphabet things always seems to sort themselves out.
**X[/]bylography isn’t my strong suit. But the kits were always fun.
Yuck! That’s xylography.
Zeuxis is a Greek name I’ve never heard before.
Zipping right along towards page 200!
Ahh, sperfur’s pool will feel nice in the summertime.
Be nice to have ‘Splashfest 2003’ at my house, too.