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Hot dog!
I’ve just discovered the art of downloading music.

Jeez you guys should see the frickin’ spider I just pulled out of my closet! :eek: Oh my gosh! I called Jasper, 'cuz his job is bug patrol, but he’s just sitting there looking at me. :eek:

Kill it, Jasper! Eat it! I don’t know where it went! If you guys don’t hear from me, call Orkin!

Let’s get those Starship Troopers on the case. They’re good for killing bugs. That’s about all they’re good for.

My personal list of most detested movies includes the above, viva.

:o Wish A was the next letter so I could use the word “abomination.”

No insect or spider larger then a centimeter can exist in my house or I wont sleep. I’ve torn my house apart to find them and kill them
Oh, and you should see this 6’5" guy tip-toe to the bathroom with a large cockroach trapped in a paper towel to shove that thing in the toilet and flush it. Scares the hell out of me.
Plenty would assume my cat would help but she’ll just chase them around then let them go. Only very rarely will she eat them. Where the killing spirit I ask you?

Quite a spider, this was. Jasper sat there and looked at me “What’d you call me in here for?” “Get the spider!” “I don’t speak English. Can you say it in meow?”

Right on the money, koeeoaddi. I already said something to this effect in two separate threads in Cafe Society. That movie blows giant brain sucking bug chunks!

Scared my cat off the monitor with a big guffaw, viva. Too bad there was so much revolting violence in that movie - it would have made a great Mystery Science Theater!

Unless I’m imagining this… we’ve reached 106 pages.

Viva sez: You must believe it. Will you think it was all a dream?

X-actly, koeeoaddi.

You (?) gotta do Z now.

Zoned in on my chair, I just walked about 5 miles. Ooh my feet.
And you’re spot on Iffy.

Breaking in to ask: Where is that sexy hunk-a burning manhood that is Q.E.D.? Haven’t seen him since this morning or so…

Can’t help you with him, but I’m here! Hooray!

Don your party hat, its Saturday night! Or Sunday morning - depending on where you are. Glad you’re here, Smeghead.

Each of the SNL male cast members appear to have written themselves a kiss with Salma Kayek tonight.
Fortunatelessly they seem to have concentrated all their talent into that tonight.
Going to be my Dopirthday this monday.
How weird to be 2.
I invite all of you to the party in this thread for cake and ice cream.
Just don’t make too big of a mess.

Kan’t be here all the time, dear sperfur, but I’m here now, I am.

[sub]K is such a lame letter…[/sub]

Kazoos and funny hats for your party, I trust, Osiris?

Let the partying begin.

Many helpful homeowner tips posted while I was gone.

Not a big wallpaper fan myself, I hired pros to strip it in this house, then just painted the walls afterward.

Of course, I didn’t actually get around to painting the trim at the same time (there’s a lot of it, the house was built in the '20s).

Perhaps I’ll get around to it someday – I’ve only been in this house 13 years.

(Quite exciting to contemplate Watcher wielding tools in a manly fashion – you can lay my vinyl floor any time, baby!)

Rats! didn’t notice your arrival, QED.

Speaking of movies, last night featured a video double feature: Support Your Local Sheriff and Blazing Saddles.

They’re both pretty damn funny.

Unusually wonderful outside today here in eastern PA - sunny 60 degrees plus. Just took my bike out for the first ride of spring. Is it spring yet? No, I guess not officially. Just wanted to check in & say hi and good morning to all.

Especially the lovely Twicks.

Very lovely day here – I spent a couple of hours raking out flower beds (any garden work is my idea of a good time) before pulling out a beach chair and settling in a sunny spot to read the paper. [sub] (And, needless to say, daydream about the dashing watcher.)[/sub]