Very proud of my roughly 0.1708984375% Irish blood.
Welcome new page.
X! Again I get X!
[sub]You may have the impression that I already said that–and you would be right.[/sub]
Zounds – sometimes it seems like this thread is nothing but deja vu.
And yet – here we are, still.
X’s & O’s to the end of the thread.
You’re welcome.
Zipitty do-dah… zipitty-eh … my oh my what a wonderful day… plenty of sunshine heading our way… if we can only end the thread “a”.
Zero creativity tonight, I’m afraid.
But… but…
**B[/]b]ite your tongue, Curious – this is the thread that will never die!
Collisions again and again!!!
Coding – coding’s for squids.
Delightful though this has been, I think I’m going to take a shower and go to bed.
Deadly collisions infest this thread.
Even the hamsters are tiring of it.
Fortunately it’s a virtual kind of deadliness.
Forgoing “The Big Lebowski” to post here.
Can’t sit through it again just yet.
Gee, sperfur has been quite rare today.
Alas the end is coming. Be brave. Come on people. Don’t you all know that to save the hamsters it is the right thing to do? Every good thing should end before it’s beauty is taken for granted and left unappreciated for the marvel it was. For all time already, this will end up as the greatest thread ever. Go on, try and think of another one. Hilariously funny, and simple in its beauty. I think however it is time to face facts. Journeys are menat to end in order to be appreciated and remembered. Killing this thread is the best way to save it. Love and let go. Move on. Now is the time to sit back nad relax at a job well done. Only time away from the “a” thread will allow you to see the true beauty it posesses. Please, people. Quarantine it. Remove it so that the hamsters may once again breathe. Satisfy yourelf in knowing that you were a part of Straight Dope history. Treat this not as an ending, but as a new beginning. Understand that your contributions were wonderful, but the time has come to end it. Vigilence now is the key until a Mod comes to losk it for posterity. We must try to refrain from posting further. Xxxxxx and Ooooooos to all, lots ofhugs and kisses to everyone. You did well.
Z might be the last letter of the alphabet, and hopefully the end of this thread, but it shall live on in our hearts.
Ahhhh, you’re full of it. This thread shall never end! Never, I say!
But I’m here now, sexy Q.E.D.! 
Caught several open houses today - first house I’ve seen the inside of that I actually liked.
Didn’t finish my yard yet - but he did a great job with what he did get finished. I’m going to pay him an extra $20 when he does finally finish.
Every box I’ve packed was dropped of in storage today, as well. I’m pooped.
Funny, I was reading through the early days of this thread last night, and noticed my darlling Q.E.D. was one of the naysayers in the beginning. My how times have changed. (And I’m so glad!) 