Verily!
Would you guys knock it off? I am the
X-ception to the typical post-padder, having only arrived on the scene yesterday.
Yikes on the root canal, Twicks.
Zephyer-like, I’m back. [sub]whatever the hell that means[/sub]
Astounded am I at Homebrew’s breezy (zephyr) like way of wafting into the thread.
By George! Here we are at B again already! What a breezy trip through the alphabet it has been, indeed!
Curses! my two nemesises … es … es … ummm … es … keep posting away!
Drat! Egad! Foiled again, by golly, eh, Homebrew?
I’ll not be left behind!
Just what exactly is this rivalry between the two of you from?
Ket’s all have some nice blueberry cream cheese, eh?
Let’s, that’s supposed to say let’s. 
Mmmmmm…blueberry ice cream…
No way in hell am I getting dragged back into this monstrosity.
Oops
Poster Hamlet is back in the thread!
Quatermass and the Pit.
Really? I thought we were in MPSIMS.
Seems to me, BioHazard, that “rivalry” is a little strong for describing my relationship with the lovely homebrew.
True, I can’t speak for homebrew – understandably, he or she might be feeling a little inadequate compared to the posting skills of others…
Verily, Homebrew may or may not be feeling inadequate in posting… but I just chimed in here to say that the person you have this posting rivalry with is a guy. 
F_X
Well, glad that’s cleared up. 
XTC were an underrated band in the 80s, you know.
You do a nice “x,” samarm.
Zounds, F_X, I thought so, but wasn’t sure. Nothing like impugning a fellow’s prowess, eh?